What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:51

Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
What do you think hell is like?
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What's the hardest part about marriage that no one ever talks about?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.